Hot Chillys wins whatever contest they were entered in, immediately.

Jan 31, 2010  ·  08:10 PM  ·  permalink

The hat is called the Seirus. It’s an interesting take on the standard trapper hat, which were on display in abundance this year. It’s also attached to one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. I recommend you track these hats down like they’re made of gold and beer, because they work on so many levels :

1) If you’re a girl, this hat will make you hotter by a factor of 3.

2) If you’re a guy, this is the perfect gift for someone out of your league.

3) If this girl and I are going to live together forever, she’ll need to continue modeling, because this blogging gig really does not pay as well as you think it would. And I think we can all agree that none of us set THAT bar very high in the first place.

She’s also wearing Hot Chillys new Peachskins top, about which I can only say that it is new for this year, keeps you warm like an old-school silk base layer, and has a variety of cool designs that remind you of what Ed Hardy would come up with if he had taste. Which he does not. At all.

Suffice it to say that I took like 20 photos of the hat from very close range, so as to study the detailed stitching, the quality of the faux fur trim, and the cool little logo on the side. Each picture revealed a level of refinement and grace that I thought extinct in these modern times. With every elegant line the delicate interplay of shadow and light redefined the very essence of perfection. The subtle radiance of the Peachskins top, a sea of diamonds that threw my soul to rapture. I had to remind myself to breathe at times- so taken was I by the memories captured in each and every frame.

Sadly, the web server bills me for each image by file size, and so those photos all had to stay on my hard drive.

On an unrelated note, I am free this weekend: date.the.snowhugger@gmail.com.